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24-MAY-2025 | Excerpt from King Kong’s Landing Page

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Dan Bogachek
May 24, 2025

You glance at your watch.

It’s 6:28. You’ve been at it since 3.
Crap. Your hot date is at 7. Running late. Sink shower it is.
Nowhere close to done editing…

“…at least all the ideas are laid out, so there’s that. Did I miss anything? I don’t think so? Ok, but how do I make it flow? I need to get the final draft to Stacey for design asap, team cutoff is at noon Thursday…”

You’ve spent dinner completely distracted. Your date just took off. You go home exhausted, plod to your desk, and flip open the laptop.

Or… what if:

5:41 — you’re out of the shower and lip-syncing.
6:17 — dressed to the nines and zenned out.
7:03 — the sunset glints off your aviators as you smile hello.
8:36 — it actually feels like you’re hitting it off. Not just hot, funny to boot.
Next morning, 9:27 — final draft ready in your inbox.
10:31 — Stacey messages back, “thanks, looks good!”

The difference?

Copygloss handled it. Before you left for the date, actually.

For help with editing, email Dan:
[email protected].

Excerpt from King Kong’s Landing Page

Dear business builder,

We get it.

Growing a business is hard. Really hard.

You're probably worried about where your next customer will come from.

Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.

As your hair goes fifty-shades-of-grey from all the certainty.

And to top it all off.

You're being pulled in a bazillion and one directions.

Ohmygawd!

Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal brand?

Document my whole flippin’ life on Instagram?

What about chatbots ?

Errrrrrrbody's talking about chatbots…lemme give ‘em a go.

Actually….should I run some ads? Drop $3K on a logo? Post on Linkedin five times per day?

Ah, got it! What about building a ‘beautiful’ shiny new website?

Yep! That’s it!

That’s just what I need to get more customers.

* somebody please pull out my eyelashes * 🏁 

King Kong is an Aussie marketing agency run by Sabri Suby.
This whole excerpt focuses on just one thing.
Pain.
Remember: twist the knife.