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23-MAY-2025 | Excerpt from Bombas' About Page

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Dan Bogachek
May 23, 2025

You glance at your watch.

It’s 6:28. You’ve been at it since 3.
Crap. Your hot date is at 7. Running late. Sink shower it is.
Nowhere close to done editing…

“…at least all the ideas are laid out, so there’s that. Did I miss anything? I don’t think so? Ok, but how do I make it flow? I need to get the final draft to Stacey for design asap, team cutoff is at noon Thursday…”

You’ve spent dinner completely distracted. Your date just took off. You go home exhausted, plod to your desk, and flip open the laptop.

Or… what if:

5:41 — you’re out of the shower and lip-syncing.
6:17 — dressed to the nines and zenned out.
7:03 — the sunset glints off your aviators as you smile hello.
8:36 — it actually feels like you’re hitting it off. Not just hot, funny to boot.
Next morning, 9:27 — final draft ready in your inbox.
10:31 — Stacey messages back, “thanks, looks good!”

The difference?

Copygloss handled it. Before you left for the date, actually.

For help with editing, email Dan:
[email protected].

Excerpt from Bombas' About Page

We Sweat The Small Stuff

Small things matter. They add up. Then, they turn into big things. So we took the time to pinpoint all the small issues with socks and t-shirts: the painful toe seams; annoying pilling; no shows that slip. You name it, we found it. Then we tweaked and tweaked until we reached total perfection.

100% Happiness Guaranteed

We like you. Is it too soon to say that? We care so much about your happiness that we hired a bunch of the best, nicest, most awesome human beings we could find to help with anything you need. We call them the Bombas Customer Happiness Team, and they’re your go-to when you need a recommendation, a refund, or just a reason to smile. Seriously, reach out. Even just to say hi. 🏁 

Nice and easy on the brain wrinkles. Grade 3 on the Hemingway App. Twisting the knife, then imagining the after. Steering the reader with gentle commands. And lots of “you” throughout.